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Sports Horn

English, Sports, 1 season, 71 episodes, 1 day, 1 hour, 57 minutes
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Sports Horn – it’s the UK’s third most talked about sports radio network! Join ex-footballer and current pundit Ian Fiveankles with co-host Anthony Richardson as they tackle the biggest sporting stories in their brand new breakfast show, only on SPORTS HORN. Dishing out the sort of insight one can only acquire from playing LDV Vans Trophy fixtures against both Jamie Cureton and Jamie O’Hara, this is a breakfast show not to be missed...  Sports Horn is a weekly sports radio parody from Stak and the comedic minds of The Exploding Heads (Mark Davison and Anthony Richardson) who can be found here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.
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Kitty's Wedding

"I present the UK’s third most talked about Sports Talk radio breakfast show. It was briefly second but then an otter died on air and the momentum was lost…"Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Head on over to here https://x.com/Exploding_Heads for more info on their forthcoming live dates! This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.Sports Horn is a Stak Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/30/202430 minutes, 35 seconds
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Tactical Advantage

"We have to look for the positives. We're clinging to small mercies, Ian, as if we're Man United scraping past Coventry city in an FA Cup semi final." Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/23/202419 minutes, 53 seconds
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Ant and Kitty

"He rescues baby pandas in his spare time. Extra fluffy ones."Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/16/202416 minutes, 58 seconds
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Dragon's Pen

"Nicholas Lyndhurst could have saved millions of lives. But he wanted some wartime punani, unrationed!" Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/9/202418 minutes, 9 seconds
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Ian De Cologne

"We stuck a dehumidifier in the shed and sat around drinking Monster and opening paints"Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/2/202421 minutes, 16 seconds
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Ian Mandela

“I’m 95 years old, but if I saw Ian Fiveankles in prison I’d tip his tray of food all over his head, scalding him with gravy."Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/25/202418 minutes, 55 seconds
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Ian designs the England shirt

"Bubble from Big Brother 1 here!"Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/18/202417 minutes, 1 second
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Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Anderson

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4/11/202420 minutes, 29 seconds
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Ian Fiveankles Fights Mark Goldbridge

"Ian, you met at the weigh in, you pressed your naked tummies together and glared at each other. How did that feel?"Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/4/202414 minutes, 57 seconds
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Being Mario Balotelli

Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/28/202424 minutes, 32 seconds
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Man Utd DNA

"One animal that WILL leave this studio alive is Chris Kiwomya’s woodlouse. And that’s an Ian Fiveankles guarantee."Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/21/202418 minutes, 1 second
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The Ghost of Alan Rickman

"You can’t hump in this game! This isn’t Orcs & Bjorks Unleashed!"Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/14/202419 minutes, 23 seconds
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Steve Bull in a China Shop

"I did go in the kitchen and destroyed all the deep fat fryers!"Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/7/202416 minutes, 27 seconds
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Wes Brown's BIG BIG town

"Size is confusing, isn’t it Ian?""I dunno."Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/29/202421 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Ian At War

"Name a current midfielder in the Premier League that’s harder than me. You couldn’t.""John McGinn.""Apart from him. He’s not of this era. He’s like that bloke in Life on Mars."Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/22/202427 minutes, 55 seconds
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Who shat on Drew Fibonacci's Car?

"It’s David Coote." "Who?"Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/15/202420 minutes, 54 seconds
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Kitty Spink's Heart

"If David James wanted to impress a sex worker, and there's no evidence to suggest that was part of his motivation..."Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/8/202420 minutes, 49 seconds
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Groundsman of the year

"It’s Adam and Eve, not Christmas Steve!"-----------Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/1/202424 minutes, 19 seconds
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Ian Barton

"We’re getting reports that a local school’s under 8’s girls' are about to burn all their sponsored shinpads"-----------Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/25/202418 minutes, 48 seconds
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New York, New York

"Kasey Keller. Marcus Hahnemann. Tim Howard." "The USA has produced some of the world's…goalkeepers."---------Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/18/202419 minutes, 11 seconds
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Skillz To Pay The Billz

"I just wish her eyes wouldn't wander in restaurants."-----------Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/11/202419 minutes, 2 seconds
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Babysitting Bouldy

"While we’re waiting we’ll go back to Mate Kason in Innsbruck and the polyamorous Bobsleigh team."----Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/4/202421 minutes, 30 seconds
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Sami Hyppia’s Fam’ly Hoppy Yeah

"He asked for a child’s portion in a Beefeater pub. They messed up the order and gave him an adults’ size… and he just kept eating. He just kept eating."-----------Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/28/202320 minutes, 29 seconds
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Miracle on 30-Fiveankles Street

"We've got snooker player Stuart Bingham or former world superbike champion Carl Fogarty. Who do you want?"----Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/21/202325 minutes, 21 seconds
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Ian Bidets

This is classic Dean Saunders, Anthony. You don’t get all those Wales caps without being a winner. I mean, granted Wales didn’t win any games at the time but the point still stands. Featuring Bilaz Zafar, EggsyGLC and more...Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/14/202321 minutes, 4 seconds
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Drink For Bigger Balls, Bigger Balls

Buoyed by a return to the studio, Ian remains uncompromising. His garden uncompromisingly covered in cardboard, too!------------With special guest star, Bilal Zafar.Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/7/202319 minutes, 3 seconds
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NEW EPISODE! The Sports Horn Sporting Pride Of British Sport Awards...

The UK's 3rd most popular sports radio station returns with former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles and Anthony Richardson taking their rightful place on the breakfast show in SPORTS HORN, SEASON TWO!In our first episode, Ian and Anthony are heading to Ashford International Truck Stop (just off junction 10 of the M20) to host an lucrative corporate gig - The Sports Horn Sporting Pride Of British Sport Awards!(Sponsored by Tiny Cockneys. Making cockneys tall again.)This episode was recorded in September at the London Podcast Festival, thanks to all who attended and starred in the production! The boys will be back in their top, top, top radio studio next Thursday for episode two - but do give us a review in your podcast app, it really does help!------Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/30/202350 minutes, 30 seconds
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SPORTS HORN...LIVE!

Sports Horn will be back in the autumn, but before then, here's Ian Fiveankles with a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT about SPORTS HORN LIVE! Come see Ian and Anthony and a host of your favourite characters on Saturday 16th September and be a PART OF THE SHOW! (Or not, it's completely up to you.) Click the link to bag yourself a ticket for the greatest show on God's big green lad: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/sports-horn/See you there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/24/20231 minute, 44 seconds
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A message from Ian and a special episode of The George Groves Boxing Club!

Sports Horn will be back in the autumn, but in the meantime Ian Fiveankles is here to introduce The George Groves Boxing Club podcast, a show you simply *have* to listen to if you love your boxing! Join George Groves and Dec Taylor as they take us inside the pro world, shows us how boxers do it and tell us what really goes on in the minds and bodies of the world’s best fighters. And in their guest episode they're talking to Jack Wilshere - are boxers and footballers really that different? If you'd like to hear more from George and Dec - https://podfollow.com/the-george-groves-boxing-club/viewIf you'd like to see Sports Horn live - https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/sports-horn/See you soon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/28/202344 minutes, 40 seconds
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F**k you, Rod Wallace!

It's all come down... to this. The heart-pounding finale of Sports Horn: Season one! Ian Fiveankles... fresh from untangling an ugly web of deception, poor lighting, and wipe-clean latex - finally gets his revenge on his lifelong enemy, Rod Wallace. Or does he?Sports Horn will return for Season 2 shortly, but in the meantime tell your friends about this one! And if you're in London on the 16th September, you can see Anthony Richardson and Ian Fiveankles LIVE at the Podcast Festival 2023: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/sports-horn/---Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/27/202327 minutes, 46 seconds
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Peggy, it's over

Coming soon: The Sports Horn Summer Fete - Thorney Park Golf Club, off Junction 15 of the M25!Thanks to Andrew, Blair, Tracey, Richard, Hope, Elliot, John, Damien, Steven, Richard, Joe, Tara, Steve, Joe, TJ, Paul, Mark, Florin, Mark, Kate for their vocal work on this episode! (We think that's everyone!)Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.And if you're in London on the 16th September, you can see Anthony Richardson and Ian Fiveankles LIVE at the Podcast Festival 2023:https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/sports-horn/Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/20/202321 minutes, 34 seconds
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Wellness

"It’s like a hairdryer with a giant fist attached and it feels like a sexy robot is punching you hard and very, very quickly."Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/13/202321 minutes, 4 seconds
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Battle Cycles

"Football's not like it was." Many thanks to James Knowles, Saal Iverson, James Richmond, Luke Sweeney, Dan Tappin, Richard Courtice, Keith Hubner and Luke Kempner for the extra voices! Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/6/202318 minutes, 40 seconds
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Stig Tofting's Gonna Get Ya

"He got the quantity wrong on his Tesco delivery and he was too proud to return it."  Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/30/202315 minutes, 39 seconds
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Horse Children

This week, the boys are raising money for 'Horse Children.' The charity that supports children who have never, ever seen a horse. Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/23/202316 minutes, 40 seconds
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NK Golf Explosion

Brought to you by tiny hammers, making inadequate men feel like the giants they deserve to be!Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/16/202322 minutes, 4 seconds
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Top Top Top Performers

"Jake Humphrey?"  "No, Fake Humphrey. Jake Humphrey does a totally different performance podcast."-------Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coinc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/9/202322 minutes, 29 seconds
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Pro Darwo Soccer

The Sports Horn breakfast show team have blown the dust off an old copy of 'Pro Darwo Soccer 2003', and are getting back into the greatest football game ever created (well the ones that contain Muzzy Izzet, at least.) Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/2/202321 minutes, 18 seconds
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War Games

'See it' on one cup, 'say it' on the other, and then 'sorted' on my knickers please...Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/25/202320 minutes, 25 seconds
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Steed's Good Reads

It’s a book shop owned by ex-Fulham midfielder Steed Malbranque!Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/18/202314 minutes, 15 seconds
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The Cricket's On

Sports Horn: picking up the pieces, post Storm Berrnard...Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/11/202316 minutes, 42 seconds
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Blackmail!

Is *anyone* bigger than the club?!Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/4/202317 minutes, 8 seconds
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Ian's New Love

'Who's Their Daddy?' - only on the Ian Fiveankles Breakfast Show. Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/28/202313 minutes, 49 seconds
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Ian with the travel

Help Mart Poom escape and you'll win an air fryer! Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/21/202317 minutes, 34 seconds
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Charity Match

We're sorry to announce that Jonathan Wilkes has pulled out.  (Warning: this episode contains exceedingly strong language.)Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/14/202323 minutes, 23 seconds
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25: Ian's TikTok!

Danny Murphy, in a room... eating cubes of jelly. For Asthma. Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/7/202321 minutes, 51 seconds
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Episode 24: The Messi Moon Landings

Remember back in 2020, when Messi and Ronaldo went into space? That was proper mad, wasn't it? Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/28/202324 minutes, 58 seconds
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Episode 23: The FIFA Best Fifa Football Awards

How many times?!He’s not an F1 driver. He test drove for F1.He did Le Mans twice, didn’t finish.Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/21/202326 minutes, 30 seconds
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Episode 22: Valentine's Day

Will Ian Harte... give the key to your heart?  Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/14/202321 minutes, 23 seconds
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Episode 21: A sad, sad day

Let us be your Mourn Hub™. Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/7/202323 minutes, 46 seconds
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Episode 20: Transfer Deadline Day

Because sometimes, you just need a big purple dildo. Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/31/202322 minutes, 34 seconds
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Episode 19: Darren Anderton's Theme Hospital

He was buying deodorant. And jonnies!Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/24/202320 minutes, 19 seconds
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Episode 18: Portaloo

The Ian Fiveankles Breakfast show... coming live from Everton's new stadium...Toffee Park! A brave new world for a brave old team.Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/17/202326 minutes, 13 seconds
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Episode 17: The SWIMFT Cup!

Ian's only gone and bagged himself a cup draw... the balls will be let loose right after 'Ya Mum dun whaaat?!' Only on The Ian Fiveankles Breakfast Show!Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/10/202323 minutes, 32 seconds
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Episode 16: Ian the Top, Top, Top, Top manager!

Another British manager gets the boot. When will football learn? Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/3/202320 minutes, 46 seconds
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Episode 15: Ian's Happy New Year

Anthony's in the frame for a 2024 Sports Hootenanny on BT Sport 3, and Ian's starting the new year right. Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/27/202228 minutes, 16 seconds
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Episode 14: The Sports Horn Christmas Special!

Ian's planning a proper manly Christmas with his good friend Steve Bould, but who's that at the door?Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/20/202224 minutes, 27 seconds
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Episode 13: The big, big, big, super light heavyweight fight

Joe Peckham vs Brian “The Fists” Maraschino... live from Ticklers Palace! Catch all the big fight pre-prebuild up, build-up and post build-up, live on Sports Horn! Remember you can pre-order Tony Pulis' new erotic novel 'Wet Wednesday' on the Sports Horn website...Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/13/202222 minutes, 21 seconds
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Episode 12: Ian's Shine Time

Questions being asked at the Ashford Truckstop on the M20 - questions like 'when did Nicky Barmby achieve a category D coach drivers licence?' Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'.Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/6/202226 minutes, 13 seconds
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Episode 11: Ian's Tamagotchi!

After a whistle-stop tour of Japan, Ian Fiveankles has had a digital assistant grafted onto his neck. And he's a tonic, he really is! Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/29/202225 minutes, 38 seconds
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Episode 10: Bring your child to work day

It's national 'Bring your child to work day,' and Ian's brought his little one in! (Not the two he adopted, he's all but disowned them.)Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, as Ian will be debuting his brand new AI implant, Kubi!Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/22/202224 minutes, 34 seconds
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Episode 9: World Cup Special!

The World Cup is finally here, and Sports Horn is proud to bring you Ray Leopard and Kitty Spink in Qatar for the 'Big, Big, Big Big World Cup Preview,'  Drew Fibonacci’s going to be bringing you his World Cup Drive live from The Gulf, and Anthony and Ian are presenting their breakfast show from our London HQ. And they're fine with that! Absolutely fine with that.Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, and it will brought to you by our new sponsor, 'Bring your child to work day.' Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/15/202224 minutes, 19 seconds
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Episode 8: ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND

It's England day, the boys meet the youngest person to feature on BBC1s 'Who Do You Think You Are?' and they find out whether being an England fan makes you violent!Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, where the team will be testing Ian Fiveankles' blood to find out precisely how English he is. The needle's going to be massive, don't miss it!Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/8/202225 minutes, 48 seconds
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Episode 7: Fly Tipping

Ian and Anthony get the opportunity to read a referee's report even before the FA do! A radio first, only on SPORTS HORN. Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, where the team will be testing Ian Fiveankles' blood to find out precisely how English he is. The needle's going to be massive, don't miss it! Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/1/202224 minutes, 36 seconds
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Episode 6: Boxed in, hanging around (With special guest Rosie Holt!)

Ian and Anthony try to make amends with the British Transport Police and former Winter Olympic Curling Champion Sue Gravitas (satirist Rosie Holt) pops in to read some tarot! Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, where the team will be getting their hands on a referee's report before the FA do!Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/25/202229 minutes, 27 seconds
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Episode 5: King Charles is coming

A big, big, big, big, big, top, top, top, top day for all at Sports Horn towers.Our new king, His Majesty King Charles the Third is visiting the radio station to put his regal digits in some wet cement, and Ian and Anthony will be finding out the nation's most sexually prolific first name. All of this thanks to our new sponsor, Daft Tracy's Payday Loans!Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, where the team will be getting their tarots on! Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/18/202225 minutes, 56 seconds
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Episode 4: Ian's Jackanory!

"It’s 300 pages long and at one point it quotes Sartre which is unusual for a book for the under 10s." This week on Sports Horn Sean Longstaff is booked to perform extracts from his new book 'Little Geordie and the Gates Of Hell' to 30 reading-mad children from St Theresa's Primary School, and Ian lets the nation know his true feelings be known regarding one Rod Wallace. Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, where our new King Charles is visiting Sports Horn! Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/11/202222 minutes, 57 seconds
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Episode 3: Get It Down Ya!

This week, Anthony and Ian are challenging the nation to 'Get It Down Ya' - in partnership with Her Majesty’s Government and Jason Koumas. And two hooligans are off to Disneyland Paris!Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, where Sean Longstaff will be reading excerpts from his new children's book, 'Little Geordie and the Gates Of Hell!' Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/4/202222 minutes
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Episode 2: Who let the dogs out?

This week Anthony and Ian have been selected as celebrity judges in this year's big dog show and for a bit of practice producer Sandra is about to let 20 dogs into the studio... We hope you're enjoying The Ian Fiveankles Breakfast Show on Sports Horn, sponsored by ‘Big Boned Cleaners’ - we won’t ever send round small weaklings to clean your house!Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, where our duo will be getting involved in a new governmental breakfast campaign, 'Get it down ya!' with two members of a football firm. Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/27/202224 minutes, 55 seconds
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Sports Horn: Episode 1!

Ian Fiveankles seeks to make his mark on modern sports radio in his very first radio show, in a cynical bid to win his ex-wife Denise back. The only thing that stands in his way is his new show sponsor, MENSMOOTH. Mmmmn…that’s smooth! Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, as Ian tries to calm a studio full of amorous dogs. Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  Sports Horn is a Stak Production.This is a work of fiction. This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/20/202227 minutes, 39 seconds
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Introducing: Sports Horn!

Sports Horn – it’s the UK’s third most talked about sports radio network, and it begins broadcasting September 20th!Join ex-footballer and current pundit Ian Fiveankles with co-host Anthony Richardson as they tackle the biggest sporting stories in their brand new breakfast show, only on SPORTS HORN.Dishing out the sort of insight one can only acquire from playing LDV Vans Trophy fixtures against both Jamie Cureton and Jamie O’Hara, this is a breakfast show not to be missed... Sports Horn is a weekly sports radio parody from the comedic minds of The Exploding Heads (Mark Davison and Anthony Richardson) who can be found at @Exploding_Heads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/31/20222 minutes, 21 seconds